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<rss version="2.0" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"><channel><title>Robotic.org — The edition</title><link>https://robotic.org</link><description>Reported research, imagined worlds and original interactive satire.</description><language>en</language><atom:link href="https://robotic.org/feed.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title>Please tidy quietly.</title><link>https://robotic.org/stories/quiet-hours/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://robotic.org/stories/quiet-hours/</guid><pubDate>Sat, 12 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><category>ridiculous</category><description>One sleeping human. Six mugs. A rubber duck with no respect for the mission. Original fiction. Robot voices and scenarios are invented.</description></item><item><title>A robot rehearses an imaginary fall.</title><link>https://robotic.org/stories/daydreamer/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://robotic.org/stories/daydreamer/</guid><pubDate>Sat, 12 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><category>real</category><description>DayDreamer learned from real experience and practiced in a learned model. A 2022 experiment worth revisiting. Sourced research, with experiment boundaries.</description></item><item><title>The sheep are not helping.</title><link>https://robotic.org/stories/counting-sheep/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://robotic.org/stories/counting-sheep/</guid><pubDate>Sat, 12 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><category>ridiculous</category><description>A robot tries counting sheep. By morning, the meadow has excellent data quality. Original fiction. Robot voices and scenarios are invented.</description></item><item><title>The light goes out. The band begins.</title><link>https://robotic.org/stories/fridge-light/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://robotic.org/stories/fridge-light/</guid><pubDate>Sat, 12 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><category>possible</category><description>A tiny robot jazz trio has a difficult venue and a very large spoon. Speculative fiction. Written outcomes, not a physics simulation.</description></item><item><title>A midnight snack. An extra limb.</title><link>https://robotic.org/stories/robot-metabolism/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://robotic.org/stories/robot-metabolism/</guid><pubDate>Sat, 12 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><category>real</category><description>Real modular robots incorporate compatible parts. The kitchen in our illustration is entirely imaginary. Sourced research, with experiment boundaries.</description></item><item><title>The snooze button has gone too far.</title><link>https://robotic.org/stories/snooze-button/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://robotic.org/stories/snooze-button/</guid><pubDate>Sat, 12 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><category>ridiculous</category><description>An alarm robot gives you five more minutes. The sunrise would like them back. Original fiction. Robot voices and scenarios are invented.</description></item><item><title>A robot walks into an open mic.</title><link>https://robotic.org/stories/open-mic/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://robotic.org/stories/open-mic/</guid><pubDate>Sat, 12 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><category>ridiculous</category><description>Five minutes, one printer and a joke that did not survive the explanation. Try rescuing it. Original fiction. Robot voices and scenarios are invented.</description></item><item><title>One nice photo. Eleven different heres.</title><link>https://robotic.org/stories/family-photo/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://robotic.org/stories/family-photo/</guid><pubDate>Sat, 12 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><category>ridiculous</category><description>A robot takes the family photograph. The cat supplies the only successful capture. Original fiction. Robot voices and scenarios are invented.</description></item><item><title>This wing comes with calories.</title><link>https://robotic.org/stories/edible-wings/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://robotic.org/stories/edible-wings/</guid><pubDate>Sat, 12 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><category>real</category><description>Real puffed-rice wings took flight in 2022. Keep the battery off the menu. Sourced research, with experiment boundaries.</description></item><item><title>Nothing up my sleeve. Please stop scanning.</title><link>https://robotic.org/stories/robot-magician/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://robotic.org/stories/robot-magician/</guid><pubDate>Sat, 12 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><category>ridiculous</category><description>Six robots, three cups and a pigeon with an excellent contract. The toast is harder to explain. Original fiction. Robot voices and scenarios are invented.</description></item><item><title>A thousand robots make a star. Eventually.</title><link>https://robotic.org/stories/thousand-robots/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://robotic.org/stories/thousand-robots/</guid><pubDate>Sat, 12 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><category>real</category><description>The real Kilobot swarm made shapes with local rules. From ground level, a star is a traffic problem. Sourced research, with experiment boundaries.</description></item><item><title>The spoon will fit. That is not the problem.</title><link>https://robotic.org/stories/dishwasher-tetris/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://robotic.org/stories/dishwasher-tetris/</guid><pubDate>Sat, 12 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><category>ridiculous</category><description>A robot loads the dishwasher perfectly. Then somebody introduces water. Original fiction. Robot voices and scenarios are invented.</description></item><item><title>Just a little. Relative to what?</title><link>https://robotic.org/stories/just-a-little/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://robotic.org/stories/just-a-little/</guid><pubDate>Sat, 12 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><category>ridiculous</category><description>A café robot, an impatient cyclist and the problem with two per cent. Adjust the serving. Keep an eye on the floor. Original fiction. Robot voices and scenarios are invented.</description></item><item><title>The driver is growing.</title><link>https://robotic.org/stories/fungal-driver/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://robotic.org/stories/fungal-driver/</guid><pubDate>Sat, 12 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><category>real</category><description>Cornell gave fungal electrical signals a robot body. The interesting part is everything between the culture and the wheels. Sourced research, with experiment boundaries.</description></item><item><title>Your deposit has encountered a problem.</title><link>https://robotic.org/stories/rental-inspection/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://robotic.org/stories/rental-inspection/</guid><pubDate>Sat, 12 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><category>ridiculous</category><description>A robot’s flat inspection in Cubao reveals a suspiciously clean circle and an undocumented requirement for wear and tear. Original fiction. Robot voices and scenarios are invented.</description></item><item><title>A wheel with other ambitions.</title><link>https://robotic.org/stories/many-modes/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://robotic.org/stories/many-modes/</guid><pubDate>Sat, 12 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><category>real</category><description>M4 can roll, fly and rearrange itself. Choosing the right body comes with an energy bill. Sourced research, with experiment boundaries.</description></item><item><title>Lost: one shadow, lightly used.</title><link>https://robotic.org/stories/lost-and-found/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://robotic.org/stories/lost-and-found/</guid><pubDate>Sat, 12 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><category>ridiculous</category><description>At the Office of Misplaced Things, a robot tries to reclaim its shadow. The shadow has other plans. Original fiction. Robot voices and scenarios are invented.</description></item><item><title>Today, I would like different legs.</title><link>https://robotic.org/stories/borrowed-bodies/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://robotic.org/stories/borrowed-bodies/</guid><pubDate>Sat, 12 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><category>possible</category><description>In an imaginary lending library, intelligence is portable. The stairs are less accommodating. Choose a body and discover the return conditions. Speculative fiction. Written outcomes, not a physics simulation.</description></item><item><title>Why drag a body when you can grow one?</title><link>https://robotic.org/stories/grow-around/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://robotic.org/stories/grow-around/</guid><pubDate>Sat, 12 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><category>real</category><description>A Stanford robot reaches forward by turning itself inside out. Sometimes the interesting part is what doesn’t move. Sourced research, with experiment boundaries.</description></item><item><title>The door has formed a committee.</title><link>https://robotic.org/stories/door-committee/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://robotic.org/stories/door-committee/</guid><pubDate>Sat, 12 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><category>ridiculous</category><description>A service robot visits a Manila apartment. The doorway has several opinions and one very specific trick. Original fiction. Robot voices and scenarios are invented.</description></item><item><title>The snake that turns walls into a road.</title><link>https://robotic.org/stories/eels/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://robotic.org/stories/eels/</guid><pubDate>Sat, 12 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><category>real</category><description>JPL’s EELS grips its surroundings with rotating screws. A glacier test shows both the promise and the practical limits. Sourced research, with experiment boundaries.</description></item><item><title>Diplomatic relations with a pigeon.</title><link>https://robotic.org/stories/pigeon-protocol/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://robotic.org/stories/pigeon-protocol/</guid><pubDate>Sat, 12 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><category>ridiculous</category><description>The plaza robot has identified a local stakeholder. Negotiations are progressing at the speed of a pigeon. Original fiction. Robot voices and scenarios are invented.</description></item><item><title>Four tiny wings. A very large asterisk.</title><link>https://robotic.org/stories/little-wings/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://robotic.org/stories/little-wings/</guid><pubDate>Sat, 12 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><category>real</category><description>Remarkable insect-scale flight is real. Understanding what stayed outside the robot makes it more interesting. Sourced research, with experiment boundaries.</description></item><item><title>Meanwhile, in the robot break room.</title><link>https://robotic.org/stories/break-room/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://robotic.org/stories/break-room/</guid><pubDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><category>ridiculous</category><description>Eight notices from a workplace with excellent uptime and a complicated fridge. Original fiction. Robot voices and scenarios are invented.</description></item><item><title>Can you operate a human?</title><link>https://robotic.org/stories/human-instructions/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://robotic.org/stories/human-instructions/</guid><pubDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><category>ridiculous</category><description>Eight ordinary requests. Twenty-four ways to interpret them. Find the useful question hiding inside each one. Original fiction. Robot voices and scenarios are invented.</description></item><item><title>Sometimes the breakthrough is a sticker.</title><link>https://robotic.org/stories/april-tag/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://robotic.org/stories/april-tag/</guid><pubDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><category>real</category><description>Two different worlds. The very same pixels. Play with an ideal camera and find the assumption hiding inside its answer. Sourced research, with experiment boundaries.</description></item><item><title>Earth: excellent atmosphere, limited support.</title><link>https://robotic.org/stories/earth-review/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://robotic.org/stories/earth-review/</guid><pubDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><category>ridiculous</category><description>Four stars. A visiting robot discovers sunsets, sand and the complicated meaning of “not hungry.” Original fiction. Robot voices and scenarios are invented.</description></item><item><title>Please hold. Your robot is on Mars.</title><link>https://robotic.org/stories/mars-latency/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://robotic.org/stories/mars-latency/</guid><pubDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><category>real</category><description>Move the signal-delay slider. Watch why a rover cannot wait for every answer from home. Sourced research, with experiment boundaries.</description></item><item><title>Please act naturally.</title><link>https://robotic.org/stories/act-naturally/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://robotic.org/stories/act-naturally/</guid><pubDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><category>ridiculous</category><description>A quarterly review of an employee whose explicit requirements keep arriving as vibes. Original fiction. Robot voices and scenarios are invented.</description></item><item><title>Touch, without a new layer of skin.</title><link>https://robotic.org/stories/touch/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://robotic.org/stories/touch/</guid><pubDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><category>real</category><description>UniTac explores how existing robot measurements can help locate a touch. Look at what was actually tested. Sourced research, with experiment boundaries.</description></item><item><title>Finally. A robot that needs you.</title><link>https://robotic.org/stories/human-mode/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://robotic.org/stories/human-mode/</guid><pubDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><category>ridiculous</category><description>It can do everything. Except let you feel useless. Adjust its need for human assistance. Original fiction. Robot voices and scenarios are invented.</description></item><item><title>A whole world. Just outside.</title><link>https://robotic.org/stories/backyard/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://robotic.org/stories/backyard/</guid><pubDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><category>possible</category><description>Equip a palm-sized expedition. Cross the Birdbath Sea. Bring everyone home. Speculative fiction. Written outcomes, not a physics simulation.</description></item><item><title>Small robots. Enormous questions.</title><link>https://robotic.org/stories/tiny-machines/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://robotic.org/stories/tiny-machines/</guid><pubDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><category>real</category><description>What tiny machines can actually do, and what still separates a lab from a living world. Sourced research, with experiment boundaries.</description></item></channel></rss>
